things you must follow when you live in oslo,norway

when you live in oslo

- you can not use a onetime grill inside the flat, you can use a stove or a microwave(no metal in microwave)
- you recycle food in green bag, plastic in blue bag.this you pick up at the local food store
-you go to the local reuse station when you need to throw somting that is fire label on or electric things that do not work, or furniture when you move. the trashmen do not pick this up at your house. yes you are self responsible for your own shit
- you only poo and pie in the toilet, no socks,no hair,no food is to be flushed down the toilet
- you behave like humans with respect for female privacy,you do not grope people you dont know
or treat people like whores,even for whores no means no
- you dont eat dogs or rats
- you make your own money even if your a female
- you pay taxes on everything
- you pay a very high rent,50% or more of your income go to livingspace,you also have to pay for electrisity,internet,tv
- you only plug 1000watts in one electric plug,more is a fire hasard
you do not charges your stuff at night,a varm charger is a fire hasard
- you respect the country rules,alltough the police will never find you and the prison is like a nice flat
- you earn over 100 nkr an hour, if not your probably here elligal
- you throw your gum,and trash in the green trash can,not on the street or in the red mailbox
- you walk,cycle,buss,metro,car,yes it is normal to go to the store and carry it in your own arms home
 -you live one person pr 25kvm,this is normal standard
-you emty the filter one dryingmachine,washingmachine,kitchenfan,-youself,this you do to prevent fire